Monstrous freak of nature: YYYYELLOW!
ME: ARGH-AH-EEEEE!!! STAY AWAY, YOU MONSTROUS FREAK OF NATURE!!!
Monstrous freak of nature: But I just got here!!
ME: THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON!!! NOW GO AWAY!
Monstrous freak of nature: Well then, how's about this: You paid like sixty-five bucks for me?
ME: YOU MESSED WITH MY BRAIN AND MADE ME DO IT!!!
Monstrous freak of nature: I did not!!
Narrator: Hey, can I just shorten Monstrous freak of nature's name to Monster? It would make my life much easier.
Monster: So anyway... this is my new home? This place is a mess!!
ME: WELL THEN, if you don't like my lifestyle, why don't you get out?
Monster: I didn't say I didn't LIKE messy places!! AND I've got nowhere else to go for the time being.
ME: WHATEVER, I'M gonna go find some OTHER place for you to stay. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING YOURSELF COMFORTABLE!!
Monster: What's up with her anyway?
Narrator: SHRUG!! I think this calls for a TO BE CONTINUED!! MAYBE!!!!